Questions I Need Answered - Fitness


1. How can I randomly start exercising and not get sore?

2. Can I tone my muscles purely from having sex? While also being a pillow princess.

3. Does running away from my responsibilities count as cardio?

4. Can I join all of the trendy, expensive fitness studios for free?

5. Is there a way to practice hot yoga without getting sweaty?

6. If I buy all of the cute athletic clothes... does that make me an athlete?

7. Can I burn calories watching Criminal Minds? Do mental calories count?

8. Do Nike heels count as appropriate footwear?